Come join ISIS.
We offer you excitement.
We offer you a depraved purpose in life.
You qualify if you meet any of the following criteria:
You were told or you think you have a lower than normal (IQ) intelligence.
You do not feel welcome in your current society or community.
You cannot find a job.
You think you do not have the capabilities to survive and flourish in your current environment.
Women reject you.
Your friends or family reject you.
You are bored with TV, radio, books, computers and seeking a normal career path.
You want adventure and activities way outside the norm of civilized society.
You want to feel important to someone.
You feel lonely.
If you join, you will receive:
We will give you a weapon and training how to kill another human being.
You will receive the immense satisfaction of ending another person’s life.
You should attain a sense of satisfaction that you have participated in obliterating records of past societies.
You will make a lot of new friends as stupid as you.
You will receive the distinction of being called a terrorist.
You will learn how to enjoy depravity activities.
We ensure male fighters women slaves while you are alive. Women who volunteer will not be given male slaves.
When you die, you will be a martyr to the cause. If you are a male, you will be given a number of virgin women if there is an after life.
As required by law, we have to share with you the possible side effects:
It is almost a sure thing that you will become anonymous, cease to exist and not be important to anyone except the depraved individuals you associate with.
You will probably be severely injured.
You will live in fear.
You will probably die.
Your family might never know how you died or where you were buried.
If you do survive the conflict, you will never be able to go back home.
If you survive, you will never be able to see your friends or family, from the country you came from, ever again.
