Come join ISIS.
We offer you excitement.
We offer you a depraved purpose in life.

You qualify if you meet any of the following criteria:

• You were told or you think you have a lower than normal (IQ) intelligence.
• You do not feel welcome in your current society or community.
• You cannot find a job.
• You think you do not have the capabilities to survive and flourish in your current environment.
• Women reject you.
• Your friends or family reject you.
• You are bored with TV, radio, books, computers and seeking a normal career path.
• You want adventure and activities way outside the norm of civilized society.
• You want to feel important to someone.
• You feel lonely.

If you join, you will receive:

• We will give you a weapon and training how to kill another human being.
• You will receive the immense satisfaction of ending another person’s life.
• You should attain a sense of satisfaction that you have participated in obliterating records of past societies.
• You will make a lot of new friends as stupid as you.
• You will receive the distinction of being called a terrorist.
• You will learn how to enjoy depravity activities.
• We ensure male fighters women slaves while you are alive.  Women who volunteer will not be given male slaves.
• When you die, you will be a martyr to the cause.  If you are a male, you will be given a number of virgin women if there is an after life.

As required by law, we have to share with you the possible side effects:

• It is almost a sure thing that you will become anonymous, cease to exist and not be important to anyone except the depraved individuals you associate with.
• You will probably be severely injured.
• You will live in fear.
• You will probably die.
• Your family might never know how you died or where you were buried.
• If you do survive the conflict, you will never be able to go back home.
• If you survive, you will never be able to see your friends or family, from the country you came from, ever again.